28 8 / 2014

Nobody wants a broken girl.

28 8 / 2014

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via drownitout)

28 8 / 2014

28 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

It’s a fucking miracle I’m not dead yet.

26 8 / 2014

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via memewhore)

26 8 / 2014

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26 8 / 2014

mothcub:

I’ve just watched Wreck It Ralph (such a good film!) and I’m pretty sure Fix It Felix and Fischer from Orange Is The New Black are the same person.

mothcub:

I’ve just watched Wreck It Ralph (such a good film!) and I’m pretty sure Fix It Felix and Fischer from Orange Is The New Black are the same person.

26 8 / 2014

"The greatest gift you can give someone is the space to be his or herself, without the threat of you leaving."

Lessons in Life #39 (via petitechristine)

(Source: theloverboi, via memewhore)

26 8 / 2014

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

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